As soon as he stepped from the 747’s controlled climate the dry Arizona air began to bake Mukki’s lungs.

There was no hiss, nor rattle of warning, one moment they were speaking and the next the tent to Gord’s left seemed to explode into motion.

The conversation on the night of their unexpected meeting was so celebratory that Mukki was forced to repeat most of the details the following day when they met for dinner.

Join the Chrononauts as they find themselves in a warp zone.

Seeing the shredded seats, deployed airbag, and tornado trail of upholstery and glass had brought a reality to his friend’s words.

Without physical records to pin them in place, the events, like the town of Jackfish itself, became a receding memory only touched upon by sentimentalists and conspiracy theorists.

You wouldn’t be so eager to sleep if you’d seen the damned thing.

He had argued to no end, then been dragged into the boat by a hand so firm it left four brown bars across his forearm.

While shuffling along the tracks, Gord mentally repeated his arguments against regretting this decision.

William came awake, the second morning after the trauma, to a silent house.

Myriam watched the bobbing light break up among the branches, then disappear, as Gord and Cal crept along the rails that led to the car.

As they spoke the Colonel would occasionally raise his hand, then a building would suddenly be ablaze.

Silence, deep and unyielding, descended. No bullfrogs sounded and no night birds called - even the chirp and buzz of the insects had fallen into a hushed lull.

William had clawed his way through the brush and darkness until he could move no more, then he’d discovered that weeping silently was an exhausting business.

Tonight, the Chrononauts get a lesson in SPELLING. Because it's D&D. And there are spells.

While Gord would have claimed it was “an echo of the past carried by the tail of our nation’s avatar,” or some crap, Hari simply hoped he wasn’t about to require a number of rabies shots.

Join the Chrononauts as they encounter an unexpected party.

If he’d awoken in the middle of the night and stumbled across the scene it might have seemed peaceful, but there was something unnerving at the lack of lit windows beyond the railroad tracks. The glass panes now seemed to stare him down, sockets without eyes.

The rum was doing an excellent job of warming her against the chill of the lake breeze. Somewhere in the darkness, down where the lapping water worked at an embankment overrun with grasses, a bullfrog began to croon a long and low note.

Join the Chrononauts as they silently run from Logan.

“Do you think Dad will be okay?” Ester had asked, and Monica and Haaken were quick to assure her he’d be fine, then they’d offered up a blackboard game of Tic-Tac-Toe to keep her mind from the blood they’d all witnessed on the sand.

This is how I heard the story, and I’ve got good reason to believe it – which I’ll get to. It starts with five kids running across town – this town, Jackfish – or, at least, the town that once stood here.

Join the Chrononauts and their special guest, Mack of Mack & the Movies, as they return to the scene of an ongoing crime

You can run through Jackfish in under ten minutes if you can keep your legs pumping, and your heart from exploding in the humid August heat.

A word from Jurd

In which we received some unsolicited medical advice

In which a local couple speak of a legendary stash of TP

Join the Chrononauts as they discover what happens when Hulkamania runs wild on them.

Tonight, a future-facing tale of stardom and obsession.

Join the Chrononauts as they watch a '70s spy cartoon that's not related to Peter Parker

Tonight, Bunny, the Coffin,finds herself a horse being led to water.

Tonight, Bunny, the Coffin, finds herself slowly surrounded by a party of mystical vagabonds.

Join the Chrononauts as they get the gang together for one last really stupid heist

Tonight, Bunny, the Coffin, finds herself in the same old haunts as the world outside her bar’s window rapidly changes.

Join the Chrononauts as they encounter a vision of a terrible film

Tonight, Mulligan Smith, private investigator, and Milo “Head” Smith, member of the Irregular Division and reformed thief, find themselves burning different ends of the same candle.

Tonight the Chrononauts swing into action with a Peter Parker of yore

Tonight the Chrononauts chase Bruce and Betty to Paris, where they encounter a guest star from a previous CCR.

Join the Chrononauts as they light the lamp, not the rat

The second, and hilariously final, entry in this year's seasonal viewing.

Join the Chrononauts as they dig for the seasonal spirit in someone else's nostalgia.

Tonight, the tale of Doctor Sofronio Momus, a man who knows not what the day after tomorrow might bring, but who, through science, intends to find out.

Join the Chrononauts for the original Zinn.

In which Skinner Co. takes in the opening shots of the war on Christmas

Join the Chrononauts as they hunker down in the pumpkin patch.

Tonight our spacefarer and his clawed companion find themselves at the end of an unexpected journey.

Join the Chrononauts as they face off against a 1960s teen gang.

Tonight, someone’s uttering threats, and Mulligan swears it isn’t him.

In which Skinner Co. finds themselves pleasantly delighted by a series of half-remembered horror tales

In which Skinner Co. watches Peter Fonda wait till the last 20 minutes to blow out the budget

In which Skinner Co. finds itself entrapped in a Netflix B-movie

Skinner Co.'s Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula

In which Skinner Co. remembers just how much they love Jamie Lee Curtis

In which Skinner Co. visits the trashy '80s to mutter to mannequins

In which Skinner Co. journeys back to the ancient time of the 1970s

In which Skinner Co. molds the next generation

Tonight, we briefly diverge from our current ongoing investigation to tell you a well-worn urban legend from the streets of Capital City.

In which Skinner Co. proceeds with shifty Swedes

In which Skinner Co. is harassed by a flesh-devouring pool tarp

In which Skinner Co. finds themselves awash in Nic Cage

In which Skinner Co. has questions

In which Skinner Co. dances with the dead

In which Skinner Co. are thoroughly menaced by racist Captain Picard

In which Skinner Co. gets Hammered.

Join the Chrononauts as they watch the Grinch's holiday special - no, not that one, the other one.

In which Skinner Co. begins this year's quest with a classic film and a new friend

Tonight, Mulligan Smith, private investigator, chases a missing notebook into a suburban wasteland.

Tonight, Mulligan Smith, private investigator, finds himself looking into a novel mystery centered around a missing notebook.

Join the Chrononauts as they chase harbour beers and South African commies.

Tonight, an insight into the modern life of monsters.

Join the Chrononauts as they wrestle with the denizens of a goofy Italian castle.

Tonight, a brief tale from a distant war.

Join the Chrononauts as they keep their eyes firmly on some New Who

Join the chrononauts as they roll dem bones on Quest of the Skeleton Warrior

Tonight, your girl, Harper Tierny, learns many secrets - but be forewarned: Please keep both earbuds in until the ride has come to a complete stop.

Join the Chrononauts as they don bird costumes to fight aliens.

Stella and JMay on the CBC's Fresh Air

The Chrononauts join the Scooby Gang in Ireland for some questionable culinary claims.

Prepare yourself for: Radio interviews, Pride, poisoned Vegans and The Irregular Division

Tonight, your girl, Harper Tierney, gets a sharp lesson in the realities of life in The Irregular Division.

Join the Chrononauts for an extreeeeeme trip to the 1990s

Tonight, we meet some new friends, encounter some old friends, and find ourselves dug in, at last, with the full complement of The Irregular Division.

Join the Chrononauts as they battle the last of a Nazi tank battalion.

Join the Chrononauts in a battle against Nazi apologists.

Tonight, a brand new story about the same old story.

Prepare yourself for: Syrian St. George, domain name robbery, broken noses, and Kar’Wick

Join the Chrononauts for a super time with the Super Friends

Tonight, a conversation with a space goat.

Prepare yourself for: The Game of Thrones Prequel, Pride, Another Premium Moment, and Transparent

Tonight, we take a brief journey into one possible future.

Prepare yourself for: Beer empire kidnapping, sock height conflict, a possible guest,  and premium JMay

Tonight, we hear another story, this time from the lips of the too-grateful dead.

Prepare yourself for: Mob games, Skinner Co. travels, terrified Americans, and robot friends

Tonight, Mulligan Smith, private investigator, seeks a dead man in a haunted world.

Tonight, we begin a tale of things stolen, and things better left buried.

Join the Chrononauts for some made-for-TV Vietnam War trauma

Tonight, a brief tale of another life, though one perhaps not entirely unfamiliar.

Tonight, we visit briefly with an old friend along a northern lakeside.

Join the Chrononauts for some ripe 1960s Italian sword and sandalery.

Tonight, we return to the Hundred Kingdoms, the realm of Sofia Esperon, as the Queen must deal with a number of climbers.