Tonight we tell the future stories of Cornelius, and the tragic tale of his mother, Marilee.

Prepare yourself for: Cossacks, revenge porn arrests, the value of thumbs, and Operation Judgement.

Prepare yourself for: Citizen Christmas, slash fan fiction anger, undead mailmen, Ms. Jackson, and Coffin.

Tonight, Will Coffin, urban shaman, recounts the arcane tale of a deadly Christmas parade vehicle to his increasingly sober roommate.

Tonight, Will Coffin, urban shaman, and Bunny Davis, his recently sobering roommate, find themselves beside an ever-consuming maw.

This evening we take you back to a night not long ago, when the Mob sat down, like a proper family, and yammered over Six String Samurai.

Plague and an unappealing peeling incident.

Tonight, Joe Monk, Emperor of Space, considers the nature of change and forward time travel.